New England Patriots Funny Fantasy Football Names

Updated for 2024 Season

Are you ready to grow a parody’s nuts for the 2024 fantasy football season? It’s time to prove it. You better bring your A-game because when it comes to your fantasy football team name, the ultimate goal is actually to become the laughingstock of your league.

Use these New England Patriots funny fantasy football names to earn some brownie points in your league from day one:

• A Dingo Ate My Brady
• Antonio Gibson Les Paul
• Bazooka Joe Milton
• Belichick, Please
• Bill Beli-Texts
• BJ Osborns
• Boston Queef Party
• Bourne in the USA
• Christian Mingled Gonzalez
• Cold Bruschis
• The Deflatriots
• Devante Parker Bros
• Gronk To See My TDs
• Highway to the Danger Jones
• Joe Milton’s Red Stapler
• Joe Milton’s Stapler
• Joe Milton’s Swingline Stapler
• Joey Slye Dog
• Judon Want None
• JuJuked Him Out of His Schus
• Kraft Beer
• Kraft’s Day Spa
• Ladies and Edelman
• Lord of the Rings
• Mac Jonesin For A Win
• Make America Gronk Again
• Maye America Gronk Again
• Maye Cause Drowsiness
• Maye The Force Be With You
• Morning Woodhead
• On to Cincinnati
• Pats The Blount
• Puff, Puff, Pats
• Rhamondre The Giant’s Mayo
• Smokin’ The Reiff-er
• Stephon Gilmore Girls
• Stranger Things
• Thank Godchaux
• That’s Just, Like, Your Opinion, Edelman
• Tim Brady Motherfuckers
• Tom Bradeez Nutz
• Tom Brady Can Go Tuck Himself
• Tom Brady’s Perfect Balls
• Undeflated Champs
• Watch Out For That Tyree
• When There’s Somethin’ Strange
• Vince Wilfork Yourself
• Wilfork for Food
• Worth A Polk
• Zappe Hour

If none of the above grabbed you by the balls, try a funny fantasy football name from our complete list featuring all 32 NFL teams.

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