New England Patriots Funny Fantasy Football Names

Updated for 2024 Season

Are you ready to grow a parody’s nuts for the 2024 fantasy football season? It’s time to prove it. You better bring your A-game because when it comes to your fantasy football team name, the ultimate goal is actually to become the laughingstock of your league.

Use these New England Patriots funny fantasy football names to earn some brownie points in your league from day one:

A Dingo Ate My Brady
Antonio Gibson Les Paul
Bazooka Joe Milton
Belichick, Please
Bill Beli-Texts
BJ Osborns
Boston Queef Party
Bourne in the USA
Christian Mingled Gonzalez
Cold Bruschis
The Deflatriots
Devante Parker Bros
Gronk To See My TDs
Highway to the Danger Jones
Joe Milton’s Red Stapler
Joe Milton’s Stapler
Joe Milton’s Swingline Stapler
Joey Slye Dog
Judon Want None
JuJuked Him Out of His Schus
Kraft Beer
Kraft’s Day Spa
Ladies and Edelman
Lord of the Rings
Mac Jonesin For A Win
Make America Gronk Again
Maye America Gronk Again
Maye Cause Drowsiness
Maye The Force Be With You
Morning Woodhead
On to Cincinnati
Pats The Blount
Puff, Puff, Pats
Rhamondre The Giant’s Mayo
Smokin’ The Reiff-er
Stephon Gilmore Girls
Stranger Things
Thank Godchaux
That’s Just, Like, Your Opinion, Edelman
Tim Brady Motherfuckers
Tom Bradeez Nutz
Tom Brady Can Go Tuck Himself
Tom Brady’s Perfect Balls
Undeflated Champs
Watch Out For That Tyree
When There’s Somethin’ Strange
Vince Wilfork Yourself
Wilfork for Food
Worth A Polk
Zappe Hour

If none of the above grabbed you by the balls, try a funny fantasy football name from our complete list featuring all 32 NFL teams.

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New England Patriots Funny Fantasy Football Names