Detroit Lions Funny Fantasy Football Names

Updated for 2024 Season

Are you ready to grow a parody’s nuts for the 2024 fantasy football season? It’s time to prove it. You better bring your A-game because when it comes to your fantasy football team name, the ultimate goal is actually to become the laughingstock of your league.

Use these Detroit Lions funny fantasy football names to earn some brownie points in your league from day one:

A Big Jerry Ball Sack
Aidan and Abetting
A Man Amon Men
Amon A Roll
Amon-Ra and the Sun Gods
Amon-Rastafarians
Amon Top Of The World
Barry Good
Calvin’s Johnson
Dan Campbell’s Chicken Soup For The Soul
Dan Campbell’s Chunky Soup
Dan Campbell’s Soup
Darius Slayin Them Bitches
Darius Slayin Them Hoes
Detroit Kneecappers
Detroit Lions Betting Club
Detroit Loins
Enter Sanders
Everybody Loves Kalif Raymond
Get Goff My Lawn
The Goffather
Goffam City
Hendon’s Hookers
Holmes Depot
Hooker’s Heroes
I Like It Ra
I’m About To Go Goff
Jack Campbell’s Chunky Soup
Jack Campbell’s Soup
Jahmyr I Go Again
Jameson Rocks
Jared’s $5 Footlong
Jared From Subway
Jerkin Goff
LaPorta Potty
MeGoff, Jack
The Montgomery Ward
Motown Pussycats
No Fucks Left to Gibbs
No Turds Here
On The Ragnow
Ra Dog
Return to Sanders
Sam LaPorta Potty
Small Penei Sewells
Starsky & Hutchinson

If none of the above grabbed you by the balls, try a funny fantasy football name from our complete list featuring all 32 NFL teams.

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Detroit Lions Funny Fantasy Football Names