Detroit Lions Funny Fantasy Football Names
Updated for 2024 Season
Are you ready to grow a parody’s nuts for the 2024 fantasy football season? It’s time to prove it. You better bring your A-game because when it comes to your fantasy football team name, the ultimate goal is actually to become the laughingstock of your league.
Use these Detroit Lions funny fantasy football names to earn some brownie points in your league from day one:
- A Big Jerry Ball Sack
- Aidan and Abetting
- A Man Amon Men
- Amon A Roll
- Amon-Ra and the Sun Gods
- Amon-Rastafarians
- Amon Top Of The World
- Barry Good
- Calvin’s Johnson
- Dan Campbell’s Chicken Soup For The Soul
- Dan Campbell’s Chunky Soup
- Dan Campbell’s Soup
- Darius Slayin Them Bitches
- Darius Slayin Them Hoes
- Detroit Kneecappers
- Detroit Lions Betting Club
- Detroit Loins
- Enter Sanders
- Everybody Loves Kalif Raymond
- Get Goff My Lawn
- The Goffather
- Goffam City
- Hendon’s Hookers
- Holmes Depot
- Hooker’s Heroes
- I Like It Ra
- I’m About To Go Goff
- Jack Campbell’s Chunky Soup
- Jack Campbell’s Soup
- Jahmyr I Go Again
- Jameson Rocks
- Jared’s $5 Footlong
- Jared From Subway
- Jerkin Goff
- LaPorta Potty
- MeGoff, Jack
- The Montgomery Ward
- Motown Pussycats
- No Fucks Left to Gibbs
- No Turds Here
- On The Ragnow
- Ra Dog
- Return to Sanders
- Sam LaPorta Potty
- Small Penei Sewells
- Starsky & Hutchinson
If none of the above grabbed you by the balls, try a funny fantasy football name from our complete list featuring all 32 NFL teams.
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