If you’re reading this right now, you might be in the same boat as Bob Myers, the president and GM of the Golden State Warriors. Do you seriously have nothing better to do right now than sniff around this pile?
Well, whatever you’re doing, you’d probably rather be playing golf. That’s what Bob Myers would rather do than deal with the upcoming decisions looming the once proud modern day dynasty that is the Dubs. I heard it through a friend of a friend who was buzzing around the back nine where Bob was swinging his clubs when the Warriors’ extension offer came through.
He allegedly read the offer and proceeded to give his tee shot a wicked slice that went into the rough. Bob was not pleased, to say the least. There were some profanities followed by a club that went flying toward a fellow fly. Apparently, the club appeared to have been bent over a knee, violently.
Some of the words heard included frustrated rumblings regarding why somebody would have the nerve to bother somebody at the fucking golf course. There were bits about needing more time to work on their golf game and even what seemed like pointed comments regarding the new CBA and how the aging Warriors are fucked.
Even though the flying club clipped the wing of an innocent bystander, the reporting fly wishes to remain anonymous for their own safety. Apparently, the offer is that bad despite the fact it would make Bob Myers the highest-paid GM in the NBA.
There is no official word on whether Bob is seeking a controlling interest in the stake of the team at this time. For the fellow flies out there, keep your wings up when you’re at the course. Will Bob focus on his golf game or will the record-breaking money lure him back? More details are sure to drop with a steamy fresh pile soon.
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