Minnesota Vikings Funny Fantasy Football Names

Updated for 2024 Season

Are you ready to grow a parody’s nuts for the 2024 fantasy football season? It’s time to prove it. You better bring your A-game because when it comes to your fantasy football team name, the ultimate goal is actually to become the laughingstock of your league.

Use these Minnesota Vikings funny fantasy football names to earn some brownie points in your league from day one:

Aaron Jonesin’ For A Win
Aaron Rodgers Walks Into A Barr
A Big Jerry Ball Sack
Addison Wonderland
Andrew DePaola’s Impala
Andrew DePaola’s Lowrider
Baby It’s SKOLd Outside
Balls Deep With Cousins
Bend Your Asamoah
Benedict Darnolds
Big KOC Energy
Big Nick Mullens
BJ Osborns
Bradbury My Bone
Captain Kirk and The Love Boat
Cine It All
CJ Hammertime
Cris Carter’s Fall Guy
Dallas Turner’s Monster Sack
Danielle MILF Hunters
Darnold Schwarzenegger
DePaola’s Impala
DePaola’s Lowrider
Favre Dollar Footlongs
Favre Got Dick Picked Off
Fuck The Packers
Fred Smoot’s Boat Rentals
Goin’ Ham
Greenard Dog
Greenard’s Nards
Hey Darnold
Hitman’s Heroes
Hock and Awe
Hocked and Loaded
Hock N Roll
Hock To A Super Bowl
HockTua On My Yin-Yang Twins
Hocktoberfest
If You Cam Bynum, Join Em’
In The Five SKOL
JJ McBarfy
JJ McDonald’s
JJ McNuggets
Jonathan GreeNard Dog
Josh, Metellus Your Secret
Justin Jefferson’s Love Boat
Kirkland Signature
KOC-ky Bastards
KOC-ya Bastards
KOC Suckers
The Love Boat
Love Boats N Hoes
Magic SKOL Bus
Metellus Your Secrets
Minneapolis Miracles
Minnesota Moons
My Hocken Your Mouth
My Pet Hock
Nailor? I Barely Know Her
N’Keal Harry’s Bush
Notorious KOC
Not Your Dad’s Love Boat
Purple Pussy Eaters
Purple Reign
Randy Moss
Reichard As A Brick
Reichard As A Rock
Rolling SKOL
John Parker Romocop
Romo Money, Romo Problems
Romosapiens
Romotion in the Ocean
The Romotion
She Makes My Dalton Risner
Smokin’ Two Js
Smoot Cruise
Smoot Operators
Straight Cash Homie
Straight Cashman
Straight Cashman Homie
The Boy Who Cried Wilf
The Flying Kleinsassers
Throbbing Purple Members
Tig ‘Ol Griddies
Up The Asamoah
Up Your Asamoah
Whizzinators
You Kene Suck My Nwangwu

If none of the above grabbed you by the balls, try a funny fantasy football name from our complete list featuring all 32 NFL teams.

Minnesota Vikings Sports Satire: 3 Reasons Why the Minnesota Vikings Will Never Win a Super Bowl

Kirk Cousins Satire: Kirk Cousins Rap Album Leaks Vikings Diss Tracks

More NFC North Trash Talk – Entire Minnesota Vikings Team Reported Missing

Cheesehead Satire: Why Jordan Love Will Be the Greatest Green Bay Packers QB in Franchise History

NFC North Division Rivalry Sports Satire: How the Detroit Lions Can Get Balls Deep in That End Zone This Year

More NFC North Rivalry Sports Satire: 3 Reasons Why the Detroit Lions Will Never Win a Super Bowl

Post Views: 1,068

A FLY ON THE BALL

Minnesota Vikings Funny Fantasy Football Names