Kirk Cousins Rap Album Leaks Vikings Diss Tracks

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Did you really think Kirk Cousins wanted to leave the Minnesota Vikings for the Atlanta Falcons solely for football reasons? You’d be out of your mind to believe Kirko Chainz willingly passed up on the opportunity to keep playing with Justin Jefferson just because of the dollar bills, y’all. 

That’s not what happened at all. 

See, what the bigwigs like Adam Schefter, Ian Rapoport, and Dianna Russini will never tell you is that Cousins had ulterior motives. 

Quick, name one rapper who hails from Minneapolis. Exactly, you’re not worthy. But naming one who found success in Atlanta is easy. Whether you pick OutKast, Ludacris, or T.I., there are several rap legends from the ‘A.’ 

Now, Kirk Cousins is taking his rap career to the next level, hoping to become the latest, greatest rapper to ever emerge out of the Dirty South. Despite his appearances, Cousins isn’t just some geek off the streets. He’s handy with the steel if you know what I mean. He’s earned his keep, but now he’s bringing his hot bars to Atlanta, and he’s got his target aimed squarely at his old squeeze, the Minnesota Vikings. 

His biggest fans are still reeling from Kirk Cousins’ debut rap album with the Vikings, but now he has vengeance on his mind, and his lyrics are better than ever. Here’s a look at the song titles on the latest Kirk Cousins rap album, titled Kirk Frost: Get Rich and Keep Signing.

Kirk Cousins Songs:

  1. It’s Kirko Chainz, Bird Brains (Intro)
  2. Purple’s For Pussies
  3. Horns Without Rings
  4. Sinking Ship
  5. Cold Weather Sucks Balls
  6. Ice Up, Hotlanta Hose Down
  7. Fly Like a Falcon
  8. Only Greats Wear Eight(teen)
  9. Super Bowl or Bust (The Michael Penix Song)
  10. How To Get Away With Tampering (Feat. Arthur Blank)
  11. Laughing All The Way From U.S. Bank
  12. Rotten MinneApples 
  13. Land of 10,000 Fakes
  14. Diggs Was Right
  15. Verbal KO-C
  16. Bye Bye, Mr. Nice Guy
  17. Griddies 4 Titties (Ft. Kirk Cousins acapella group ‘Xtreme Tenors’)
  18. New No. 18 in Town, and He Can Dance Too
  19. Hooked On A Thielen’

Thanks to our tight relationship with Captain Kirk from the last time he needed help promoting his rap album, we were able to get an exclusive look at some of Kirk Cousins’ lyrics, and they’re actually pretty good. 

Kirk Cousins Vikings Diss Track – “Purple’s For Pussies”

“It’s Kirko, but I left the chains at home

In the booth, and I’m comin’ for the throne

Like Moss in Minnesota, I’m long gone

Cuz Purple’s for Pussies, and I’m in a new zone

Never find one better than Captain Kirk

Out here in the ATL, and we puttin’ in work

Kirk don’t need the frozen tundra, he never did

Countin’ Kohl’s Cash and checks, enjoying the best life ever lived

To the Dirty South from the North Star shores

From the sky to the floors, now Kirk Frost got ice pouring out the pores”

Related: Kirk Cousins Working On Rap Album Titled ‘You Like That’

Kirk Cousins Rap Song – “Horns Without Rings”

"Before I go, gotta say a few things

Got in this game to count the rings

Kirk Cousins here, never committed a sin

Some like to lose, I play to win

Shirtless on the plane, rockin’ my bling

Perfect on the chain, doin’ my thing

Look at the contracts, one of the game’s best

Jumped from a sinking ship, landed in the bird’s nest

Perched from the peak, snatchin’ Viking crowns

Rocking horns? You look like clowns

Got a new flock 

On a brand new block

Last guy had pants on the ground

But I’m Super Bowl bound

Bout to get that rock

You can’t even get off the damn dock

Vikes couldn’t price me

This got spicy 

Kirk so icy

Moms got iced tea

You got mice, see?

KOC could never be so feisty

Remember who got nice, me”

Now, we’re not too familiar with this rap world that Cousins has mastered. We couldn’t tell you whether Kirk Cousins’ mom helped him with this flow while she was making spaghetti. Or if he had to reach out to 8 Mile’s own Rap God, Marshall Mathers. 

We don’t know what the future holds, but we do know Cousins’ rap career is getting serious. If this Michael Penix Jr. character is the real deal, Cousins just might call Atlanta’s bluff and take the high road. 

This guy’s going places, and while we can’t say he’ll reach the promised land, you never know who comes out for the Super Bowl Halftime Show; it just might be Cousins and the Xtreme Tenors.

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Harvey Ballbanger
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Harvey Ballbanger loves to shoot the shit. If he were bigger, he’d probably be a baller. Hell, if he hadn’t gotten a wing clipped, he’d be Ballbangin’ for the NFL right now, messing around with triple-doubles in his downtime in the NBA. But that isn’t the case. Instead, Ballbanger’s letting it all hang out, delivering fresh piles, from one throne to another.

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