Chicago Bears Privately Admitting Caleb Williams Is A Bust

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Caleb Williams Is A Bust, And The Chicago Bears Know It

So, you think Caleb Williams is a generational talent, do ya? You couldn’t be more wrong. 

There’s a new cub in town, and it goes by Caleb Williams. Unlike the bear John Candy wrestled with in The Great Outdoors, this furry creature isn’t very grand. But don’t tell that to the Chicago Bears

For reasons no one can understand, the Bears are acting as if they’ve already won the Super Bowl. Many of them, actually. 

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Bryce Young Grows Mullet To Deal With NFL Pressure

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Do you remember when Bryce Young stood tall among his peers as the best quarterback prospect available in the 2023 NFL Draft? 

The Chicago Bears remember because they earned the first overall pick. Yet, with a franchise QB already in place, the Bears could smell desperation from the Carolina Panthers, with David Tepper eager to make another investment that had the potential to go to the moon. 

But so far, investing in Bryce Young’s stock has gone tits up. 

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NFL Trade Deadline Sources: Players Most Likely To Be Traded by Oct. 31

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As even your girlfriend will tell you, there’s no period like the NFL trade deadline. This year, that spooky time of the month comes on Oct. 31, and as always, there are plenty of teams looking to shake up their rosters. Which NFL players are on the trade block? Who’s most likely to be traded before Tuesday’s deadline? 

Here’s a fresh pile of what A Fly On The Ball’s locker room sources chewed out, including NFL players guaranteed to be traded in 2023. 

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Entire Minnesota Vikings Team Reported Missing

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Viking Ship Struck By Lightning On Home Turf

Before the 2023 NFL season began, if you told any Minnesota Vikings fan that they would be 0-3 after Week 3, they would have asked you what you’re smoking. After all, the Vikings went 13-4 in 2022 while boasting an impressive 11-0 record in one-score games. They even completed the biggest comeback in NFL history against the Indianapolis Colts

Then, you have to ask yourself, what kind of a team falls behind 33-0 against the 2022 Colts in the first place? That should have been the first red flag but many Vikings fans were basking in denial over being the fastest bicycle with training wheels.

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