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THE BIG GULPER – GULP A PARODY’S NUTS Stainless Steel Water Bottle with Lid

The GOAT of All Stainless Steel Water Bottles

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When somebody’s breaking your balls, you need more than a sip to get back in the game. You need THE BIG GULPER – GULP A PARODY’S NUTS Stainless Steel Water Bottle with Lid.

THE BIG GULPER is a thermodynamic prodigy, capable of keeping drinks cold for 24 hours or hot for 12 hours. Sometimes a parody’s nuts is a dish best served hot or cold.

Choose from a 12-ounce, 18-ounce, or 32-ounce version of THE BIG GULPER water bottle to quench your thirst like it’s Game 7, every time you sweat. Which is probably a lot if you need to take such big gulps but hey, this is a judgement-free zone.

• Not Suitable For Casual Fans
• May Lead To Getting Bitch Slapped
• You Will Be Sleeping on the Couch if You Buy This Water Bottle
• Quenches Thirst One Big Gulp At a Time
• Available in 3 Sizes: 12 oz, 18 oz, or 32 oz
• Thermodynamic Prodigy – Keeps Drinks Cold for 24 Hours or Hot for 12 Hours
• Double-Wall Stainless Steel Construction
• Includes Twist-On Lid