$30.00
LICK A PARODY’S NUTS Chef’s Apron
The GOAT of All Chef’s Aprons
FREE SHIPPING TO THE U.S.
Because everyone knows the way to any man’s heart is through the nuts. When the main course tastes so good, it’s only customary to LICK A PARODY’S NUTS as a token of appreciation. This LICK A PARODY’S NUTS Chef’s Apron will let the apple of your eye know exactly what’s on their dessert menu for the evening.
This Poly Twill Apron is the perfect novelty cooking accessory. Bold, suggestive, and presumptuous, this LICK A PARODY’S NUTS apron will make your nuts look delicious and kissable during any backyard cookout or home cooking party.
- Not Suitable For Casual Fans
- May Lead To Getting Bitch Slapped
- You Will Be Sleeping on the Couch if You Buy This Apron
- Nut Licks Not Guaranteed
Description
LICK A PARODY’S NUTS Chef’s Apron
The GOAT of All Chef’s Aprons
FREE SHIPPING TO THE U.S.
Because everyone knows the way to any man’s heart is through the nuts. When the main course tastes so good, it’s only customary to LICK A PARODY’S NUTS as a token of appreciation. This LICK A PARODY’S NUTS Chef’s Apron will let the apple of your eye know exactly what’s on their dessert menu for the evening.
This Poly Twill Apron is the perfect novelty cooking accessory. Bold, suggestive, and presumptuous, this LICK A PARODY’S NUTS apron will make your nuts look delicious and kissable during any backyard cookout or home cooking party.
- Not Suitable For Casual Fans
- May Lead To Getting Bitch Slapped
- You Will Be Sleeping on the Couch if You Buy This Apron
- Nut Licks Not Guaranteed
.: 100% Polyester
.: One-sided print
.: Black detachable twill straps
.: Note: Pre-constructed item. Size variance +/- 1″
One Size | |
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Length , in | 30.31 |
Width at waist, in | 27.56 |
Strap length, in | 22.05 |
Strap width, in | 1.02 |
Additional information
Weight | N/A |
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