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KISS A PARODY’S NUTS Chef’s Apron

The GOAT of All Chef’s Aprons

FREE SHIPPING TO THE U.S.

Because everyone knows the way to any man’s heart is through the nuts. When the main course tastes so good, it’s only customary to KISS A PARODY’S NUTS. This KISS A PARODY’S NUTS Chef’s Apron will let the apple of your eye know exactly what’s on their dessert menu for the evening.

This Poly Twill Apron is the perfect novelty cooking accessory. Bold, suggestive, and presumptuous, this KISS A PARODY’S NUTS apron will make your nuts look delicious and kissable during any backyard cookout or home cooking party.

• Not Suitable For Casual Fans
• May Lead To Getting Bitch Slapped
• You Will Be Sleeping on the Couch if You Buy This Apron
• Nut Kisses Not Guaranteed

.: 100% Polyester
.: One-sided print
.: Black detachable twill straps
.: Note: Pre-constructed item. Size variance +/- 1″