FREE THE BALLS – LET ‘EM HANG Tote Bag – Reusable Shopping Bag

The GOAT of All Tote Bags

SIDE ONE READS: FREE THE BALLS

SIDE TWO READS: LET ‘EM HANG

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How’s it hangin’? Keep all your shit from letting it all hang out with the FREE THE BALLS – LET ‘EM HANG Tote Bag Reusable Shopping Bag. You know it’s time to ditch that old bag you’ve been haulin’ around. Why not upgrade to a newer model, like you’ve always dreamed of doing?

The FREE THE BALLS – LET ‘EM HANG Tote Bag ALWAYS stays by your side. Rain or shine, your new bag will never piss and moan. This reusable bag will always remain supportive by carrying all your baggage around for the rest of your life. No pre-nup required.

Connect with your lifelong soulmate who will encourage you to be yourself at all times, the FREE THE BALLS – LET ‘EM HANG reusable grocery bag.

• Will Carry Your Shit Without EVER Bitching
• Get Your Strap On – 5 Different Colored Straps Available
• Gets Around Like a Record, Baby – Durable and Reusable
• Not Suitable For Casual Fans
• May Lead To Getting Bitch Slapped
• You Will Be Sleeping on the Couch if You Upgrade To This New Bag
• Polyester Canvas Material
• Interior Features Black Lining