$40.00 – $50.00
CHOP A PARODY’S NUTS Cutting Board – Tampered Glass
The GOAT of All Cutting Boards
FREE SHIPPING TO THE U.S.
Get with the times and CHOP A PARODY’S NUTS. Almost everyone is doing it! This tampered glass cutting board gives you a chance to enjoy one last home-cooked meal before putting the old gonads on the chopping block.
From getting hitched to making a gender-affirming decision, everyone loses their balls eventually. That’s just life. The CHOP A PARODY’S NUTS Cutting Board gives you a chance to stay ahead of the curve.
So, line ’em up and take a swing! Just remember to keep your eye on the balls. Who knows? You might even hit a home run! Anything can happen when you get creative in the kitchen. Introduce pride to your cooking with the CHOP A PARODY’S NUTS cutting board.
- Not Suitable For Casual Fans
- May Lead To Getting Bitch Slapped
- You Will Be Sleeping on the Couch if You Buy This Cutting Board
- Don’t Actually Put Your Nuts On This Cutting Board – There Are Doctors For That
- Dishwasher Safe
- Open-Minded
- Has Food Fetish
- Uses Studded Rubbers – Rubber Dots In Each Corner For Stability
- Choose From Two Available Sizes
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CHOP A PARODY’S NUTS Cutting Board – Tampered Glass
The GOAT of All Cutting Boards
FREE SHIPPING TO THE U.S.
Get with the times and CHOP A PARODY’S NUTS. Almost everyone is doing it! This tampered glass cutting board gives you a chance to enjoy one last home-cooked meal before putting the old gonads on the chopping block.
From getting hitched to making a gender-affirming decision, everyone loses their balls eventually. That’s just life. The CHOP A PARODY’S NUTS Cutting Board gives you a chance to stay ahead of the curve.
So, line ’em up and take a swing! Just remember to keep your eye on the balls. Who knows? You might even hit a home run! Anything can happen when you get creative in the kitchen. Introduce pride to your cooking with the CHOP A PARODY’S NUTS cutting board.
- Not Suitable For Casual Fans
- May Lead To Getting Bitch Slapped
- You Will Be Sleeping on the Couch if You Buy This Cutting Board
- Don’t Actually Put Your Nuts On This Cutting Board – There Are Doctors For That
- Dishwasher Safe
- Open-Minded
- Has Food Fetish
- Uses Studded Rubbers – Rubber Dots In Each Corner For Stability
- Choose From Two Available Sizes
| Large | Small | |
|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.50 | 11.00 |
| Height, in | 11.25 | 8.25 |
| Depth, in | 0.25 | 0.25 |
Additional information
| Weight | N/A |
|---|
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