As even your girlfriend will tell you, there’s no period like the NFL trade deadline. This year, that spooky time of the month comes on Oct. 31, and as always, there are plenty of teams looking to shake up their rosters. Which NFL players are on the trade block? Who’s most likely to be traded […]
Some ships are made of metal. Some ships are made of wood. But the best ships–championships– don’t belong to Vikings. Imagine if they could? On second thought, no. Don’t do that. There’s no point in wasting an ounce of energy dreaming about living in some fantasy world. Nothing has changed since the day you came […]
As the newest franchise in the NFL, it’s not surprising that the Houston Texans don’t have any Super Bowl wins just yet. But this team is 21 now. It’s time to accept some responsibilities and get serious about trying to win. The good news is the Texans have done a really good job preparing for […]
After decades of fielding a near NFL-caliber roster aside from quarterback, the Washington Commanders have stumbled into their franchise savior with Sam Howell. He joins Ron Rivera, one of the best coaches in the league, finally operating under an ownership group that gives a damn about winning instead of rimming (well, maybe not Magic Johnson, […]
Viking Ship Struck By Lightning On Home Turf Before the 2023 NFL season began, if you told any Minnesota Vikings fan that they would be 0-3 after Week 3, they would have asked you what you’re smoking. After all, the Vikings went 13-4 in 2022 while boasting an impressive 11-0 record in one-score games. They […]
Funny Fantasy Football Team Names for Every NFL Franchise Updated 2024 Quick Link to AFC Teams Funny NFC Fantasy Team Names by Division: NFC North NFC East NFC South NFC West AFC Teams by Division: AFC North AFC East AFC South AFC West As a bonus, here are a few generic fantasy football names if […]
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MLB Hit Peak Popularity During Barry Bonds, Mark McGwire, and Sammy Sosa Era In a groundbreaking move to inject some much-needed adrenaline into America’s former favorite pastime, Major League Baseball is contemplating a radical new strategy in an effort to put more butts in the bleachers: legalizing steroids. Believe it or not, there is a […]
The Race for Baseball’s Best Two-Way Player Since Babe Ruth Is On Major League Baseball is about a month away from its annual trade deadline. For the 2023 MLB season, the trade deadline is August 1st. Every single year there are teams trying to buy a World Series Championship at the trade deadline, but history […]
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