New York Jets Funny Fantasy Football Names

Updated for 2024 Season

Are you ready to grow a parody’s nuts for the 2024 fantasy football season? It’s time to prove it. You better bring your A-game because when it comes to your fantasy football team name, the ultimate goal is actually to become the laughingstock of your league.

Use these New York Jets funny fantasy football names to earn some brownie points in your league from day one:

Aaron Grievance
Aaron My Balls Out
Aaron Rodgers’ Darkness Retreat
Aaron Rodgers’ Drug Dealer
A Team Has No Namath
Beavis and Buttfumble
Benedict Darnolds
Bet Your MetLife On It
Bet Your JetLife On It
Big Zack Kuntz
Breece’s Championship Cups
Breece’s Pieces
Bunch of Kuntz
Cook Suckers
Cookin’ The Competition
Dalvin and The Chipmunks
Dalvini The Great
Dangle The Garrett
Darkness Retreaters
Dirty Sanchez Butt Fumblers
Favre Got Dick Picked Off
Greg’s Third Leg
Haason Reddickenballers
How I MetLife Your Mother
How I JetLife Your Mother
How I MetLife Your Wife
How I JetLife Your Wife
Israel Abanotgonnaworkhereanymore
It’s A Hard JetLife
It’s A Hard MetLife For Jets Fans
JetLife Stadium
Just The Tippman
Kaaron Rodgers
Lakenian Tomlinson
Lazard of Oz
Lazard People
Let’s Cook
Lost In The Sauce Gardner
Mark Sanchez’ Butt Fumble
Mecole Makes Me Hardman
McD’s Nutz
Michael Carters
Mop LaFleur
Mr. Rodgers’ Neighborhood
Quan’tez Stiggers
Quinnen Again And Again
Revis and Butthead
Revis and Buttfumble
Seacaucnballs
Suck My Cook
The Butt Fumblers
The Cookie Monster
The Great Dalvini
Thomas Morhead
Will McDonald’s Kid’s Toy
WILSON!
You Done Messed Up A-Aron
Zack Kuntz

If none of the above grabbed you by the balls, try a funny fantasy football name from our complete list featuring all 32 NFL teams.

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New York Jets Funny Fantasy Football Names