Dak Prescott is promising he isn’t going to throw any interceptions anymore. That should help. The Dallas Cowboys would also be wise to avoid glory holes if they really want to let ‘em hang.
To reach paydirt this season, the Dallas Cowboys need to make Zack Martin happy. What’s going on there?
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Jerry, stop talking about people that have made plenty of money. You’re a fucking billionaire and your offense is going to suck balls without Martin. He is literally the best fucking guard in football. Pay that man his fucking money. Do it ‘under the table’ if need be.
You don’t become a billionaire by leaving money on the table. Take a stand with Zack Martin here, Jerry. He is using your goddamn playbook.
If Jerry Jones keeps being an idiot, the only thing the Dallas Cowboys will be balls deep in this year is glory holes. Nobody wants to see that.
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