Dak Prescott Throws Dallas Cowboys Receivers Under Bus
It’s that time of year when football is in the air because training camp is almost here. Are you ready for some football? Dak Prescott sure is. In fact, Dak is ready for the season to begin today, he’s already in mid-season form in his own mind.
Hell, he probably thinks he’s in the best shape of his life. We’re not sure what kind of fairy dust the Dallas Cowboys are snowing upon their players this season but it sure has them feeling invincible.
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While speaking to the media after doing a little Dallas Cowboys line dancing, Prescott channeled his inner Joe Namath by guaranteeing he will not throw interceptions this year. That’s going to be more difficult than winning the Super Bowl for a guy who prefers throwing footballs to the other team rather than his own receivers.
It gets better. Dak Prescott made it clear that he doesn’t even like the receivers he’s working with on the Dallas Cowboys roster:
“I know who I am, and you can go back and take away half of those off drops.”
– Dak Prescott
That sounds like a quarterback who is shifting blame away from himself. Dak went on to say that the receivers must be better overall and if they can do their job, then Prescott will not throw any interceptions this season.
“If you cut that in half then we start talking about those, nobody is talking about it. Some of it is the offense and them understanding exactly where we are. That’s going to be a big jump. I won’t have interceptions this year.”
– Dak Prescott
It’s pretty clear that Dak is blowing smoke or something. This guy literally led the NFL in interceptions for the 2022 season. It’s quite the blooper reel.
Well, Dak Prescott, for now, the ball is in your hand. What you choose to do with it will determine how quickly you’ll be holding a clipboard instead of the pigskin on Sundays. Stay tuned to the official Dak Prescott interception tracker all season long right here at A Fly On The Ball. Get your popcorn ready, y’all.
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