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How the New England Patriots Can Get Balls Deep in That End Zone This Year

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How the New England Patriots can get balls deep in that end zone - Mac Jones Can't Get Balls Deep

It’s no secret that Bill Belichick has assembled a top-notch defense for the New England Patriots, yet again. However, their offensive struggles have been well-documented since the departure of a certain Tom Brady. To be blunt, it’s been a while since the Patriots have gone balls deep in the playoffs so they can let ‘em hang again.

Unfortunately, Brady is too distracted to play football right now which means the Patriots’ offense is stuck with Mac Jones. Everyone knows Mac Jones can’t get balls deep. Malik Cunningham looks like the only player willing to jumpstart some life into this stagnant offense. 

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How the Houston Texans Can Finally Get Balls Deep in That End Zone

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How the Houston Texans Can Finally Get Balls Deep in That End Zone - hOUSTON TEXANS CAN'T GET BALLS DEEP

If you tuned in to the first NFL preseason game for the Houston Texans, it’s probably pretty clear they will not be getting balls deep in that end zone anytime soon. Houston, we have a problem. 

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How the Detroit Lions Can Get Balls Deep in That End Zone This Year

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How the Detroit Lions can get balls deep in that end zone - Dan Campbell Goes Balls Deep with Lions

No one will ever get balls deeper in that end zone than Dan Orlovsky in the history of the Detroit Lions. However, the 2023 Lions might actually win a few games. In fact, they almost could have had what it takes to compete for the NFC North crown.

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How the Baltimore Ravens Can Get Balls Deep in That End Zone This Year

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How the Baltimore Ravens can get balls deep - Lamar Jackson goes balls deep

Lamar Jackson is back. Without Jackson, the Baltimore Ravens would suck balls. With LJ, the Ravens will have no trouble getting balls deep in that end zone this year. You can say whatever you want about Jackson, as long as your name isn’t Bill Polian. 

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Zach Wilson Starring in Milf Hunter and Goes Balls Deep for the New York Jets

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It’s no secret that Aaron Rodgers is using medicinal remedies to keep him potent for the 2023 NFL season. Ironically, Zach Wilson is starring in an adult film, Milf Hunter. Wilson literally goes balls deep into Mia Khalifa, Lisa Ann, and every anal queen you’ve ever seen. In fact, Slick Willy is literally fucking your mom’s ass right now.

It’s clear at this point, Wilson is ready to step in and fill the shoes of Rodgers when Aaron finally goes limp. Hey, Viagra eventually wears off. Just ask around.

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How the Cincinnati Bengals Can Get Balls Deep in That End Zone This Year

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How the Cincinnati Bengals Can Get Balls Deep in That End Zone - Joe Burrow Goes Balls Deep with Bengals

With a healthy Joe, the Cincinnati Bengals can Burrow themselves into any end zone. Unfortunately, Joe Burrow has a lingering calf injury that is casting some serious doubt about how the Bengals can get balls deep in that end zone this year.

Everyone in Bengals Nation is eager to see Joey B. throwing balls deep to Ja’Marr Chase. It’s literally the secret formula. Burrow has a strong enough arm to keep Tee Higgins happy and there should be enough balls for Irv Smith Jr., if the athletic tight end can stay on the field for a change.

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How the Buffalo Bills Can Get Balls Deep in That End Zone This Year

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How the Buffalo Bills Can Go Balls Deep Into That End Zone - Josh Allen goes balls deep in Buffalo

Josh Allen knows how to get it in there. As long as Allen is at the helm, the Buffalo Bills should have no problem getting balls deep in that end zone this year.

With that being said, this offense does have some question marks. For most of Bills Mafia, the question isn’t scoring, it’s about making it back to the Super Bowl for the first time since 1994. The Bills literally made it to the Super Bowl throughout four consecutive seasons from 1991 to 1994. 

Unfortunately, they managed to lose all four of them. Although they won championships back in the AFL days, everyone knows those don’t count anymore. If they did, the Cleveland Browns would actually be a relevant franchise. They’re not.

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How the Philadelphia Eagles Can Get Balls Deep in That End Zone This Year

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How the Philadelphia Eagles Can Get Balls Deep in That End Zone This Year - Jalen Hurts So Good

If Jalen really wants to, he can help the Philadelphia Eagles get balls deep into that end zone until it Hurts so good. All season long. Listen, this team defied all odds and made it to the fucking Super Bowl last season.

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How the Dallas Cowboys Can Get Balls Deep in That Jerry Jones Glory Hole This Year

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How the Dallas Cowboys Can Get Balls Deep in That Jerry Jones Glory Hole This Year

Dak Prescott is promising he isn’t going to throw any interceptions anymore. That should help. The Dallas Cowboys would also be wise to avoid glory holes if they really want to let ‘em hang.

To reach paydirt this season, the Dallas Cowboys need to make Zack Martin happy. What’s going on there?

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How the Indianapolis Colts Can Get Balls Deep in That End Zone This Year

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How the Indianapolis Colts can get balls deep in that end zone this year

Jim Irsay is probably dropping his phone in the toilet while attempting to snap a whiskey dick pic right now. That’s not good, he’s going to be looking for something else to do, which means he’s about to go on a bender for the ages. 

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