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No one will ever get balls deeper in that end zone than Dan Orlovsky in the history of the Detroit Lions. However, the 2023 Lions might actually win a few games. In fact, they almost could have had what it takes to compete for the NFC North crown.
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Lamar Jackson is back. Without Jackson, the Baltimore Ravens would suck balls. With LJ, the Ravens will have no trouble getting balls deep in that end zone this year. You can say whatever you want about Jackson, as long as your name isn’t Bill Polian.
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It’s no secret that Aaron Rodgers is using medicinal remedies to keep him potent for the 2023 NFL season. Ironically, Zach Wilson is starring in an adult film, Milf Hunter. Wilson literally goes balls deep into Mia Khalifa, Lisa Ann, and every anal queen you’ve ever seen. In fact, Slick Willy is literally fucking your mom’s ass right now.
It’s clear at this point, Wilson is ready to step in and fill the shoes of Rodgers when Aaron finally goes limp. Hey, Viagra eventually wears off. Just ask around.
With a healthy Joe, the Cincinnati Bengals can Burrow themselves into any end zone. Unfortunately, Joe Burrow has a lingering calf injury that is casting some serious doubt about how the Bengals can get balls deep in that end zone this year.
Everyone in Bengals Nation is eager to see Joey B. throwing balls deep to Ja’Marr Chase. It’s literally the secret formula. Burrow has a strong enough arm to keep Tee Higgins happy and there should be enough balls for Irv Smith Jr., if the athletic tight end can stay on the field for a change.
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Josh Allen knows how to get it in there. As long as Allen is at the helm, the Buffalo Bills should have no problem getting balls deep in that end zone this year.
With that being said, this offense does have some question marks. For most of Bills Mafia, the question isn’t scoring, it’s about making it back to the Super Bowl for the first time since 1994. The Bills literally made it to the Super Bowl throughout four consecutive seasons from 1991 to 1994.
Unfortunately, they managed to lose all four of them. Although they won championships back in the AFL days, everyone knows those don’t count anymore. If they did, the Cleveland Browns would actually be a relevant franchise. They’re not.
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If Jalen really wants to, he can help the Philadelphia Eagles get balls deep into that end zone until it Hurts so good. All season long. Listen, this team defied all odds and made it to the fucking Super Bowl last season.
Dak Prescott is promising he isn’t going to throw any interceptions anymore. That should help. The Dallas Cowboys would also be wise to avoid glory holes if they really want to let ‘em hang.
To reach paydirt this season, the Dallas Cowboys need to make Zack Martin happy. What’s going on there?
At this point, we all know who Patrick Mahomes is, right? The guy who Netflix made famous after featuring him as the sidekick to Kirk Cousins on the Quarterback series? Yeah, you remember now, he looks like Trey Lance and sounds kinda froggish? Yeah, that’s him.
When you’re a badass dude like Patrick Mahomes, one would think there’s nothing in this world you can’t face head-on. He’s already managed to become the greatest quarterback in NFL history despite having to overcome dealing with a douchebag brother for nearly his entire life.
Believe me, I know what that’s like, and it’s not fun.
But Mahomes at least has a cannon for an arm, which he uses to dominate the football landscape, and he could easily step in and play baseball if he wanted, too. The rest of us don’t have these options.
Some might think that with Andy Reid carrying him to two Super Bowl rings and the QB managing to earn one by marriage, there is nothing Mahomes is afraid of in this life. But that couldn’t be further from the truth.
If there’s one major takeaway everyone realized after watching the Netflix Quarterback special, it’s that Mahomes is a complete pussy, dawg.
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It’s that time of year when football is in the air because training camp is almost here. Are you ready for some football? Dak Prescott sure is. In fact, Dak is ready for the season to begin today, he’s already in mid-season form in his own mind.
Hell, he probably thinks he’s in the best shape of his life. We’re not sure what kind of fairy dust the Dallas Cowboys are snowing upon their players this season but it sure has them feeling invincible.
Every once in a while, you hear a rippin’ good yarn about an athlete who obsesses over perfecting their craft a tit too much. Unfortunately, Denver Broncos quarterback Russell Wilson has become the latest victim of this maddening malady.
You know the facts. Like how he’ll spend every waking moment rehabbing, to the point where Russ graciously gallops around the team plane when no one needs any rest, relaxation, or goddamn peace and quiet.
What an admirable competitor. This tireless dedication is exactly why Russ led the Broncos to a —checks notes— 4-11 record last season.
Nevertheless, Wilson’s nonstop ‘Let’s Ride’ mentality is a more severe case than we’ve ever caught wind of here at A Fly On The Ball. We’ve uncovered some titillating details after gaining access to data from Russell Wilson’s watch, more accurately, his Nike smartwatch.
