Who doesn’t love the wacky world of sports with rivalries so intense it causes entire regions to pretty much hate each other?
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a fly on the ball during some of the biggest games in sports?
What if you could get closer to the action than you could ever dream of during some of the most glorious or controversial moments in sports history?
The truth is, you can’t really get any closer to the action than the fucking ball…
That’s the thing about flies, we ARE there. We’re always there when something’s abuzz.
Our network of flies has the buzz from the best seat in the house of every major sporting event in the history of the world…
Michael Jordan Game Six? You can bet the fucking flies were there to bear witness.
Tom Brady and the Tuck Rule? We were fucking there.
What REALLY happened when the power went out in Super Bowl XLVII? We have our own theories according to what we’ve heard through the buzz of wings.
Whether it was the Jim Mora playoffs rant or Allen Iverson’s practice speech, there has always been an incognito ear listening behind the scenes, or in our case, a fly on the ball.
This is a collection of battle-tested stories handed down from brave flies who dared to land on the steamiest fucking piles of sweaty balls during the greatest and shittiest moments in sports history.
Grab a spoon and get ready for two full scoops 💩 Fresh Off The Pile 💩 from 🪰 A Fly On The Ball 🏈
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SHOP ‘TIL YOU DROP A PARODY’S NUTS – LET ‘EM HANG Tote Bag – Polyester Canvas Reusable Shopping Bag
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GROW A PARODY’S NUTS Trucker Hat – Novelty Mesh Trucker Cap – One Size Fits Most Melons
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Kyler Murray Baby Meme Arizona Cardinals T-Shirt Heavy Cotton Tee Gildan
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John Elway BACK 2 BACK SUPER BOWLS Psychedelic Meme Denver Broncos T-Shirt Heavy Cotton Tee Gildan
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James Harden The Everlasting Ballstopper Meme Los Angeles Clippers Hoodie – Unisex Gildan Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt
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Jordan Love Cheese Slinger Green Bay Packers T-Shirt
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BALLS DEEP Whiskey Glass – FOOTBALL
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Kevin Garnett KG Big Ticket to the Moon Psychedelic Meme Minnesota Timberwolves Meme Hoodie – Unisex Gildan Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt
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GRAB A PARODY’S NUTS – Soccer – A Fly On The Ball – Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt