Description

STOMP A PARODY’S NUTS Outdoor Rug

The GOAT of Outdoor Rugs

FREE SHIPPING TO THE U.S.

Just because things get slippery when wet doesn’t mean you don’t want to play. After a long day of unnecessary roughness in the elements, the last thing you want to do is wreck your carpet with dirty rubber. You know the rules, clean your tools before using your jewels.

Luckily, the STOMP A PARODY’S NUTS outdoor rug is here to save your balls this time. Just make sure you use the outdoor rug to STOMP A PARODY’S NUTS before entering so you don’t make an embarrassing mess from spilling your premature load.

Getting inside isn’t a race. Sometimes it’s okay to work that rug a bit before diving in.

The STOMP A PARODY’S NUTS outdoor rug is always there to remind that you that only fools rush in. Besides, a certain somebody is going to break your balls all night long if you don’t take a second to STOMP A PARODY’S NUTS first.

• Tough As Nails – Takes a Lickin’ and Keeps on Tickin’
• Reliable – Never Bails Due to Bad Weather
• Incredible Stamina – Gets Around Like a Record, Baby
• Not Suitable For Casual Fans
• May Lead To Getting Bitch Slapped
• You Will Be Sleeping on the Couch if You Buy This Rug
• Masochist
• Perfect for any Patio, Porch, Mancave, She-Shed, Garage, or BDSM Dungeon
• Available in 6 Different Sizes
• 100% Polyester Chenille Muff
• The Brazilian – Hemmed Edges
• Dries Quickly
• Suitable for Watersport Events
• No Skid Polyester Backing
• Thickness: 0.25” (6mm)