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SHOP ‘TIL YOU DROP A PARODY’S NUTS – LET ‘EM HANG Organic Tote Bag – Reusable Shopping Bag

The GOAT of All Tote Bags

FRONT SIDE DISPLAYS: SHOP ‘TIL YOU DROP A PARODY’S NUTS

BACK SIDE DISPLAYS: LET ‘EM HANG

FREE SHIPPING TO THE U.S.

How’s it hangin’? Keep your shit from letting it all hang out with the SHOP ‘TIL YOU DROP A PARODY’S NUTS – LET ‘EM HANG Organic Tote Bag.

Next time your partner or spouse wants to go shopping, hand them this SHOP ‘TIL YOU DROP Reusable Shopping Bag while informing them you’re gonna stay home and LET ‘EM HANG today. Why not? It’s your fuckin’ day off, isn’t it?

You know it’s time to ditch that old bag you’ve been haulin’ around anyway. Why not upgrade to a newer model, like you’ve always dreamed of doing?

The SHOP ‘TIL YOU DROP A PARODY’S NUTS – LET ‘EM HANG Organic Tote Bag ALWAYS stays by your side. Rain or shine, your new bag will never piss and moan. This organic reusable shopping bag will always remain supportive by carrying your baggage around for the rest of your life. No pre-nup required.

Connect with your lifelong soulmate who will encourage you to be yourself at all times, the SHOP ‘TIL YOU DROP A PARODY’S NUTS – LET ‘EM HANG organic reusable grocery bag.

• Will Carry Your Shit Without EVER Bitching
• Gets Around Like a Record, Baby – Durable and Reusable
• Incredible Stamina – Can Go All Day or Night
• Not Suitable For Casual Fans
• May Lead To Getting Bitch Slapped
• You Will Be Sleeping on the Couch if You Upgrade To This New Bag
• 100% Certified Organic Cotton Canvas Material

.: Medium heavy fabric (9 oz/yd² (305 g/m²))
.: Econscious tag on handle base
.: Tear-away label

	One size
Width, in	12.50
Length, in	14.50
Handle length, in	24.25