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TOKES McSTROKES NUTS Trucker Hat

The GOAT of Novelty Mesh Trucker Hats

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What’s better than combining your two favorite guilty pleasures into one pseudonym? The TOKES McSTROKES NUTS trucker hat brings a care-free, zero fucks attitude everywhere it goes and it’s contagious.

Spread the vibes, vapors, and mojo that TOKES McSTROKES NUTS brings to the table. Although no assembly is required with your new hero, TOKES McSTROKES NUTS does have a ten-blunt break-in period before feeling right at home.

You should know, TOKES McSTROKES NUTS doesn’t wash dishes, do laundry, or pay rent. Loves snacks and can always locate a pantry. Goes through an excessive amount of tissues and hand lotion. Kinda lives by the “you fly, you buy” philosophy but it seems to be working out so far.

Yet, if you chill with TOKES McSTROKES NUTS, people will somehow gravitate toward you. It’s one of the many unexplainable mysteries of the universe. Namaste.

• There’s a Two-Joint Minimum For Admission Into This Hat
• Can Roll a Two-Finger Spliffy in a Jiffy
• Sniffs Out a Bag in Record Time
• Always Forgets to Change Bong Water But Uses It Anyway
• Lackadaisical Demeanor Until the Stash Comes Out
• Absorbs Your Favorite Dank Stank for Eternity
• Will Hide Your Bald Spot Without Snitchin’ About It
• Gets Around Like a Record, Baby – Durable and Dependable
• One Size Fits Most Melons
• Not Suitable For Casual Fans
• May Lead To Getting Bitch Slapped
• You Will Be Sleeping on the Couch if You Wear This Hat Around Your In-Laws
• Business Up Front, Party Out Back – 100% Polyester Front with 100% Nylon Mesh Weave in the Backyard

Features an adjustable plastic snap closure: 22.8″ (58cm). The cap’s front has six rows of visor stitching. Collect all four-color variations to unofficially join the official TOKES McSTROKES NUTS fan club.