Description

SWAMP NUTS Coaster – Cork Back – Green with White Font

The GOAT of Coasters

FREE SHIPPING TO THE U.S.

When you can’t take the heat, you get SWAMP NUTS. That’s when you need to kick back with a cold one and let the SWAMP NUTS coaster do its job while you let that funky marsh air out a bit. That’s what you call uncharted territory.

Navigating these murky wetlands could call for a few more cold ones. It’s all good, your SWAMP NUTS coaster is always willing to pull a double or work an all-nighter if necessary. Whatever it takes, this blue-collar SWAMP NUTS coaster is up to the task.

• All Work, No Play – Stubborn Old SWAMP NUTS Never Takes Breaks
• Will Hold Your Beer Without Bitchin’ About It
• Gets Around Like a Record, Baby
• Incredible Stamina
• Not Suitable For Casual Fans
• May Lead To Getting Bitch Slapped
• You Will Be Sleeping on the Couch if You Have Swamp Nuts
• Put a Cork In It – This Coaster is Proudly Backed by Corky
• High Gloss Polyester-Coated Hardboard Top
• Size: 3.75″ x 3.75″ (Square)
• Listing is for One Coaster
• Assembled in the USA