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SWAMP NUTS Trucker Hat

The GOAT of Novelty Mesh Trucker Hats

FREE SHIPPING TO THE U.S.

Old swamp nuts always shows up every day, whether other people want him to or not. That’s just trusty old SWAMP NUTS for you and he deserves a tip of the old hat for his shameless dedication.

You can ALWAYS count on SWAMP NUTS to show. There’s only one catch, fellatio is probably off the table when old SWAMP NUTS is around.

• All Work, No Play – Old SWAMP NUTS Never Takes Breaks
• Will Hide Your Bald Spot Without Snitchin’ About It
• Gets Around Like a Record, Baby – Durable and Dependable
• One Size Fits Most Melons
• Not Suitable For Casual Fans
• May Lead To Getting Bitch Slapped
• You Will Be Sleeping on the Couch if You Have Swamp Nuts
• Business Up Front, Party Out Back – 100% Polyester Front with 100% Nylon Mesh Weave in the Backyard

Features an adjustable plastic snap closure: 22.8″ (58cm). The cap’s front has six rows of visor stitching. Collect all four-color variations to become Old Swamp Nuts yourself.