This website is run by fucking flies. Just like humans, flies hear things and gossip. Sometimes the story changes through the buzz of wings, or as you humans like to say, the word of mouth. Anybody who has ever played the stupid childish game of telephone knows how that works.

As for us, we don’t know how it fucking works. We’re flies, we don’t fucking play telephone. We literally play in piles of shit. We’ve seen some shit and we’ve heard some shit. That’s all we know.

That’s why this fucking website is intended for entertainment purposes only. The content presented on this site is purely fictional and should not be regarded as factual or reliable. You’d have to be fucking stupid to actually think flies are a credible source for anything other than germs.

All characters, events, organizations, and places depicted on this website are entirely fictional and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or to actual events or organizations is purely coincidental or the result of gossip heard by flies who play in fucking shit all day, every day.

The content published on this website definitely includes satirical articles, parodies, and exaggerated or humorous commentary on current events, public figures, or popular culture. The purpose of this content is to entertain and spread gossip, not facts.

We’re not sure why anybody hangs around the garbage bin and if the pile we’re in right now is from your dog, you should probably pick that shit up. Yet, here you are.

Readers are advised to exercise their own fucking judgment and some basic fucking critical thinking skills when interpreting the content presented on this site. The views and opinions expressed in the articles or comments are those of the respective fucking flies and do not necessarily reflect the views of the website owners or administrators.

We make no representations or warranties of any fucking kind, express or implied, regarding the accuracy, completeness, reliability, or suitability of the information presented on this fucking website. We disclaim any fucking liability for any reliance placed on such information by readers.

This website may contain links to external websites or resources. We are not fucking responsible for the content, policies, or practices of these external sites. If you want to fly to another pile of shit, that’s your fucking call.

By accessing and using this website, you agree to release the innocent fucking website owners, administrators, authors, and contributors from any and all claims, demands, or damages arising out of or in connection with your use of this site.

We’ll see you at the next fresh pile…

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