Description

Noodle-Arm Mac Jones Can’t Get Balls Deep Coaster – Football – Cork Back

New England Patriots White with Blue and Red Font

The GOAT of Coasters

When you’re balls deep in another pick six from Mac Jones, you need somewhere to set your drink down. That’s what the Noodle-Arm Mac Jones Can’t Get Balls Deep coaster is for.

• Helps the Other Team Score
• Will Hold Your Beer Without Bitchin’ About It
• Gets Around Like a Record, Baby – Durable and Reusable
• Not Suitable For Casual Fans
• May Lead To Getting Bitch Slapped
• You Will Be Sleeping on the Couch if You Have Swamp Nuts
• Put a Cork In It – This Coaster is Proudly Backed by Corky
• High Gloss Polyester-Coated Hardboard Top
• Size: 3.75″ x 3.75″ (Square)
• Listing is for One Coaster
• Assembled in the USA