No one will ever get balls deeper in that end zone than Dan Orlovsky in the history of the Detroit Lions. However, the 2023 Lions might actually win a few games. In fact, they almost could have had what it takes to compete for the NFC North crown.
With the addition of Teddy Bridgewater, the Lions have one of the best quarterback rooms in the NFL. Unfortunately, they are still looking for somebody who can catch a few balls out there besides the Sun God, Amon-Ra St. Brown.
For some reason, the Lions traded Pro Bowl tight end T.J. Hockenson to their division rival last season. He is thriving in Minnesota, while the Lions think Sam LaPorta can replace Hock. He can’t. Hock is pretty fuckin’ good.
Prepare to see the Lions’ offense sputtering like a broken-down Ford Pinto until Jameson Williams is allowed back on the field. If the Detroit Lions want to get balls deep in that end zone this year, they’re going to need Williams to nut the hell up. God only knows they lack a running game, so this offense has to execute to perfection through the air if they want to score.
It takes grit to get balls deep and let ‘em hang in the National Football League. The Lions are going to figure that out real quick if some of these rookies still need to grow a pair. Outside of the unproven rookies, you gotta love Dan Campbell’s coaching style. He seems to be able to squeeze diamonds out of a toothpaste tube.
For that reason alone, the Lions have a chance to compete for the NFC North title, but it’s just not their year to make a serious run. They need to start by making the playoffs and when your best receiver isn’t even allowed to play for six games, that’s going to be a tall order for this squad.
For the record, what kind of dumbass places bets on NFL games when they play in the league? Fuckin’ moron. This smooth brain might have cost his team a chance at making the playoffs this year. Perhaps Williams would like to place a little wager on the Lions making the playoffs by playing his fuckin’ ass off when he comes back.
Campbell might display the heart of a Lion but everyone knows he has the spirit of a viking. That’s why Hock wears purple now. Facts are facts. The horns will own the North this season.
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