With a healthy Joe, the Cincinnati Bengals can Burrow themselves into any end zone. Unfortunately, Joe Burrow has a lingering calf injury that is casting some serious doubt about how the Bengals can get balls deep in that end zone this year.
Everyone in Bengals Nation is eager to see Joey B. throwing balls deep to Ja’Marr Chase. It’s literally the secret formula. Burrow has a strong enough arm to keep Tee Higgins happy and there should be enough balls for Irv Smith Jr., if the athletic tight end can stay on the field for a change.
Just don’t talk about the elephant in the room, this team lacks depth at key skill positions. At least they still have Joe Mixon to keep the punches rollin’.
Once Burrow can finally get back to tossin’ his balls around, the offensive line better do their goddamn job if the Bengals want to go balls deep in the playoffs this year. You gotta keep Joey upright if you want to win games because this defense sure as shit isn’t going to get you back to the Super Bowl.
Joe Burrow and the Cincinnati Bengals must outscore their opponent every single game if they want to hoist the Lombardi and finally let ‘em hang. Without Burrow, they don’t have a fucking prayer.
Get well soon, Joey!
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