Josh Allen knows how to get it in there. As long as Allen is at the helm, the Buffalo Bills should have no problem getting balls deep in that end zone this year.
With that being said, this offense does have some question marks. For most of Bills Mafia, the question isn’t scoring, it’s about making it back to the Super Bowl for the first time since 1994. The Bills literally made it to the Super Bowl throughout four consecutive seasons from 1991 to 1994.
Unfortunately, they managed to lose all four of them. Although they won championships back in the AFL days, everyone knows those don’t count anymore. If they did, the Cleveland Browns would actually be a relevant franchise. They’re not.
For the Bills to get balls deep in that end zone, they need a healthy Allen down the stretch. James Cook needs to establish himself as the back that can finally make this offense more two-dimensional outside of Allen’s stellar rushing ability.
As for Buffalo’s receiving corps, who is going to man the fuck up on the other side of Stefon Diggs this season? Gabe Davis, this is a rhetorical question for you. As for Dawson Knox and Dalton Kincaid, these guys know how to bang in the red zone.
It’s time to get balls deep and let ‘em hang, Buffalo. That’s how you’re gonna pay the Bills this year.
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