Jim Irsay is probably dropping his phone in the toilet while attempting to snap a whiskey dick pic right now. That’s not good, he’s going to be looking for something else to do, which means he’s about to go on a bender for the ages.
He’ll end up pulling the trigger on a Jonathan Taylor trade while he thinks he’s jamming with Jimi Hendrix. It’s not going to end well for the Indianapolis Colts. After that, the Colts are going to have a very difficult time getting balls deep in the end zone.
Anthony Richardson, the offense is entirely up to you now. If the Colts can reach paydirt this season, it’s probably because the defense just took it to the house. That’s what happens when a team throws its rookie quarterback to the fire. Good fucking luck with that.
Remember Andrew Luck? Now that guy knew how to score. Unfortunately, Andrew Luck is balls deep in books and pretty much anything but football these days.
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