How the New York Giants Can Get Balls Deep in That End Zone This Year

How the New York Giants can get balls deep in that end zone this year

Dexter Lawrence is going to be balls deep in every opposing team’s backfield on almost every snap. That means all the New York Giants need to do is pound the fucking rock. Over and over again. Rinse. Repeat.

The NFL has never seen a running back like Saquon Barkley, not even Bo Jackson. That’s talent. Feed him. Then, when defenses make it tough on Quads, Daniel Jones will dissect the field like a mad scientist. Thanks to Darren Waller, jacked Daniel Bellinger, and a host of speedsters at wideout, the Giants will punish you in the short, medium, and deep passing game.

Don’t forget, Danny Dimes can also run the ball like a fucking ostrich. That’s why they call him Vanilla Vick. This offensive attack is going to take a major leap this year. The New York Giants will have no trouble getting balls deep in that end zone all season long.

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