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New York Giants Offensive Coordinator Mike Kafka Exiled to Island of Misfit Toys

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Giants Fans Want Mike Kafka Relieved of Play-Calling Duties Immediately 

It’s no secret that New York Giants offensive coordinator Mike Kafka spends his time off the football field as one of the most evil people on the planet, Lex Luthor. The very first time you see Kafka’s satanic eyebrows, you’re left wondering when Spock went full bald eagle. At least when Kafka gets fired from the Giants, he will be able to resume his role as Spock in the upcoming Star Trek film:

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NFL Trade Deadline Sources: Players Most Likely To Be Traded by Oct. 31

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As even your girlfriend will tell you, there’s no period like the NFL trade deadline. This year, that spooky time of the month comes on Oct. 31, and as always, there are plenty of teams looking to shake up their rosters. Which NFL players are on the trade block? Who’s most likely to be traded before Tuesday’s deadline? 

Here’s a fresh pile of what A Fly On The Ball’s locker room sources chewed out, including NFL players guaranteed to be traded in 2023. 

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How the Arizona Cardinals Can Get Balls Deep in That End Zone This Year

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Without Kyler Murray, how could the Arizona Cardinals possibly expect to get balls deep in any end zone? It’s hard enough when your starting QB has to use Extenze just to get it in there. Keeping it up has become a problem for the Cardinals. Perhaps every team takes the identity of its fanbase, in one way or another.

Did you know the Cardinals don’t even know what it’s like to let ‘em hang? It’s true, the Cardinals have never won the Super Bowl. They’ve been to the big dance but they just didn’t have the stamina to last a full four quarters against the rock-hard Pittsburgh Steelers. 

Of course, that was ages ago and these aren’t your father’s Cardinals. Everybody assumed Colt McCoy would be able to ride off into the sunset as the starter for the Cardinals to hold the fort down until Murray returns from his surgery. Then, the Cards pulled a total dick move by waiving McCoy. 

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Why the Arizona Cardinals Will Win the Super Bowl This Season

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The Arizona Cardinals have existed, in some form, since 1920. But they’ve never won a Super Bowl. Sure, they managed to lose one back in 2008, but who cares about the past? Life is all about the future. Using my birds-eye view, I see a Cardinals Super Bowl win coming at the end of the 2023-24 NFL season. 

Steve Keim is no longer working the roster into a drunken stupor, and Kliff Kingsbury isn’t coaching this team anymore. It’s all uphill from here, with zero setbacks holding this franchise back.

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