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Bruce Jenner CHOP A PARODY’S NUTS Cutting Board – Tampered Glass

Collector’s Edition

Drop ‘Em Like They’re Hot – Available for a Limited Time Only!

The GOAT of All Cutting Boards

FREE SHIPPING TO THE U.S.

Pay homage to 1976 Male Athlete of the Year Bruce Jenner with this Limited Collector’s Edition Cutting Board. Despite an impressive history of athletic accomplishments, Jenner refuses to bask in the glory of yesteryear. Instead, Jenner pushes the boundaries of everyone’s expectations.

As a trailblazer in this world, the retired Olympic gold medalist is a hero and role model for many aspiring athletes. Jenner continues to prove that absolutely anything is possible if you put mind over matter! What will Jenner accomplish next?

Why not catch up with the times and CHOP A PARODY’S NUTS? Almost everyone is doing it! This tampered glass cutting board gives you a chance to enjoy one last home-cooked meal before putting the old gonads on the chopping block.

From getting hitched to making a gender-affirming decision, everyone loses their balls eventually. That’s just life. The CHOP A PARODY’S NUTS Cutting Board gives you a legitimate chance to stay ahead of the curve.

Go ahead, line ’em up and take a swing! Just remember to keep your eye on the balls. Who knows? You might even win a gold medal or hit a home run! Anything can happen when you get creative in the kitchen. Introduce some authentic pride to your cooking with the CHOP A PARODY’S NUTS cutting board.

• Drop ‘Em Like They’re Hot – Limited Time Availability!
• Not Suitable For Casual Fans
• May Lead To Getting Bitch Slapped
• You Will Be Sleeping on the Couch if You Buy This Cutting Board
• Don’t Actually Put Your Nuts On This Cutting Board – There Are Doctors For That
• Dishwasher Safe
• Open-Minded
• Has Food Fetish
• Uses Studded Rubbers – Rubber Dots In Each Corner For Stability
• Choose From Two Available Sizes

	Large	Small
Width, in	15.50	11.00
Height, in	11.25	8.25
Depth, in	0.25	0.25