Bart Starr. Brett Favre. Aaron Rodgers. What do all these Hall of Fame quarterbacks have in common? They’ve all won Super Bowls with the Green Bay Packers and are considered among the greatest QBs in NFL history. They’re true legends of the game.

The cheeseheads who gather to fart a suffocating dairy-air-infested cloud around Lambeau Field on Lombardi Avenue know this all too well. For the knuckleheads who can’t tell the difference between Colby-Jack and Monterey cheese, we have a message for you. 

Despite Starr, Favre, and Rodgers collecting a combined four Super Bowl trophies, Jordan Love will be better than all of them combined. Here’s why. 

Jordan Love Has Had Nothing but Time To Study

We’ll keep this one pretty simple because some have bigger voids in their cheeseheads than others. 

Aaron Rodgers was busy. He had to play. He didn’t have time to dive into the playbook.

Meanwhile, Love has had nothing better to do than dive deep, getting his nose into the page, becoming familiar with the weaves creased within the binder that separates the moldy cheese from Rodgers’ leftover weed crumbs. 

In doing so, Love developed the ability to recognize where Spider 2 Y Banana is inscribed on the page by pure feel as if ol’ coach Lombardi has given him no other choice before leaving the film room.

Do you really think Rodgers knew coach Matt LaFleur’s playbook very well? Hell no. Why do you think so many of the team’s young receivers struggled? It’s because the hallucinogenic Rodgers didn’t know what he was doing!

But Love, he’s been biding his time for three full seasons, giving him a chance to orchestrate the ins and outs of the offense like a modern-day Beethoven. We’re about to see a fucking masterpiece.

Remember, Love was selected with the 26th pick in the 2020 NFL Draft. Rodgers? He had the advantage of being hyped up as the 24th pick. This means Love has an even bigger chip on his shoulder than the four-time MVP ever had. Imagine that.

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Green Bay Packers Are Now Drug-Free

One of the biggest reasons why Rodgers could never fully grasp an NFL playbook and why it took him over three seasons just to be able to start a game (big red flag) is because he had a clear attraction to mind-altering drugs. 

He’s made no secret of that fact. Instead of spending time on the practice field trying to improve his accuracy or eliminate timing issues, Rodgers wasted invaluable moments coming up with touchdown celebrations highlighting his drug use with teammate Allen Lazard. 

Rodgers’ lack of commitment and inability to take the game of football seriously was a known reason for the team’s schism and why 52 of the 53-man roster preferred No. 10 over No. 12. 

Recently, Rodgers spoke at length about his chronic drug use after speaking publicly at a convention, wisely advocating for the use of psychedelics. 

“I guarantee you all these bums who want to come after me online about my experience and stuff, they’ve never tried it. They’re the perfect people for it. We need to get these people taking it. Not that they wouldn’t need a whole lot, because most of them are kind of the low peons they send at me.”

Sober Aaron Rodgers convincing all the low peons to sign up for the best drugs

There you have it. Rodgers wants to hand out mushrooms like Oprah. You get some shrooms, and you get some shrooms. We all get shrooms. That sounds like a fun crowd to be in, but it doesn’t help the Green Bay Packers get back to becoming a team anyone can begin to respect again. 

With Rodgers, the Packers had a ‘leader’ who always had one foot out the door and a head permanently baked in the clouds. But this is football. The fun and games are over.

Rodgers won’t be coming back. This is a drug-free locker room now.

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Perhaps the biggest difference between the franchise’s all-time touchdowns leader and their new captain is the level of dedication and commitment to their craft. Not once has Love mentioned retirement or going on an entitled isolation retreat, which is a refreshingly far cry from the diva New York Jets QB. 

Packers fans should be relieved to learn their new QB is all-in on winning a Super Bowl, not embarking on incredible mind-melting trips that distract the entire team while putting a confused local fanbase at odds about how they should feel. 

For the obvious reasons stated above, Love will easily be the best quarterback in Green Bay Packers franchise history, and that fact won’t be debatable by the time the trade deadline rolls around later this season. Good luck to any other team that tries to keep up, and that includes the overrated Kansas City Chiefs, with their aging QB tossing a fastball that’s losing its luster.

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