Sean Payton is an ignorant egotistical asshole. There is also evidence suggesting he is a psychopath from his time overlooking the Bountygate-era New Orleans Saints.
Yet, somehow, this guy still has a job while a real football genius such as Jon Gruden has been blacklisted. The Denver Broncos might get balls deep in the end zone, but they will not make the playoffs this year.
Payton put a bullseye on the Broncos’ backs this season by throwing Nathaniel Hackett under the bus. He also targeted Robert Saleh and the rest of the New York Jets. Let’s see if Payton and Russell Wilson can survive being bulletin board material for every single coach in the league.
Early impressions indicate Wilson will not be getting any sleep this season. On top of that, it’s been a bumpy road in Denver so far for Wilson. Maybe he just can’t Hackett anymore?
Time will tell, but his current head coach certainly did not make it any easier for the former Super Bowl-winning quarterback. Chances are, Payton is already calling the Saints about a Taysom Hill trade.
One way or another, Payton wants to feel what it’s like to get balls deep in the end zone during a football game. Lord knows, he’ll never experience it with his little dick energy. That doesn’t mean you should lie down and take it like a Bountygate victim. Fight back. Don’t let this loser be a winner in the NFL ever again.
The Broncos have not been able to let ‘em hang since Peyton Manning was in town back in 2016. Expect that trend to continue for the 2023 season and beyond. Any team led by the joker known as Sean Payton will always be one of the worst-coached teams in the NFL, especially from an integrity standpoint.
Dirty is as dirty does. Payton will finally pay for his sins by revealing to the world he was never a Saint to begin with. His team bought that Super Bowl XLIV ring with bags of cash designed to take Brett Favre’s head off in 2009. End of story. Fuck Payton, fuck the Saints, and fuck the Broncos.
Payton was found guilty of cheating through the league’s Bountygate investigation. He even served a one-year suspension from the National Football League as proof. There is a fucking Netflix movie about it which is as poorly done as an after-school special in the 1980s. No facts, all fluff.
Yet, somehow, the NFL allowed the Saints to keep their ring because Roger Goodell is a clown. It’s probably time to reinstate Gruden. Knock on wood if you’re with me. Next fucking question.
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