Yikes. The 2023 NFL Season kicked off with an upset and it’s no secret Patrick Mahomes looks like he’s in mid-season form. He was slinging it like the MVP he is out there but somehow the Kansas City Chiefs couldn’t get balls deep in the end zone like they’re used to.
On a Thursday night season opener in a very hostile Arrowhead Stadium, the Detroit Lions came out of the locker room ready to get physical. They played hard-nosed football for 60 minutes but even they tried to give the Chiefs the game several times.
While marching down the field and shoving the football down the throats of the Chiefs’ defense during the 2023 NFL Season Kickoff Game, the Lions Goffed up a snap and somehow recovered. Then, just as Lions fans could taste the end zone, Marvin Jones Jr. Goffed up the football to give Mahomes another chance. That’s when things got a little weird.
Unfortunately, Mahomes and the Chiefs decided to trade a 3rd and a 6th-round pick to the New York Giants for Kadarius Toney last season. Sure, Toney played a hand in the Chiefs’ run as Super Bowl champions, but it was inevitable that fate would catch up to Kansas City.
Things didn’t work out in the Big Apple for Toney, the perception is that he milked his injuries just because he didn’t get along with the coaching staff. In reality, he built a reputation as a bad locker room guy who did not give his maximum effort for 60 minutes a game, let alone at practice. He also suffers from a lack of focus.
Many Giants fans questioned his dedication to football as the Yung Joka is easily distracted by trying to drop as many shitty rap albums as he does passes. Yet, the Chiefs and their fans thought they could squeeze lemonade from sour grapes.
For starters, who gets tattoos of New York City on their back only to force their way out of town over creative differences? For the record, Daniel Jones played the best ball of his professional career without Toney. Now Mahomes gets a taste of what Jones had to work with once upon a time considering Richie James is also a former Giants wideout.
It’s almost laughable until you witness it for yourself, then, it’s just sad. However, for many people hoping for the Chiefs dynasty to finally crumble, Thursday evening’s opener was like a night at the circus. Toney, the clown also known as Yung Joka, made the whole world laugh over and over again, tweet after tweet, with his 2023 season debut.
Talk about a blooper reel for the ages. You couldn’t script better football comedy if you tried. Toney, Mahomes threw absolute dimes your way when the game was on the line, and look what you did with them. It’s the same thing you did with all those dots from Danny Dimes. Jack Fucking Shit.
Well, one thing is pretty clear, the Yung Joka should change his professional nickname and rapper moniker to Toney the Phony. Bro, you literally cost the Chiefs the ballgame when the Lions were trying to give it to you! The pick-six is an all-time blooper, you just made the NFL Hall of Shame, forever.
Toney, don’t blame your injuries either. That’s been the story since day one. Only you can change the narrative and it’s going to take hard TEAMwork, playbook dedication, and maximum effort on every snap if you want to stay in the Not For Long league.
Many busts have come before Toney and many will come after him, but does he really want to join that list? That’s for him to decide from this point forward. Perhaps deleting his social media accounts will help Toney realize it’s time to put up or shut up.
Nobody believes his social media account was hacked when his profile sent threatening messages to Giants fans. Behavior like that will get you out of the league in no time, there is not a single team in the NFL who is looking to add more off-field distractions.
As for the rest of the Chiefs, they need a healthy Travis Kelce to get balls deep in that end zone this season. They might even want to consider trading for a true No. 1 wideout if they want to let ‘em hang again.
The good news is, you still have the best QB in the game with Mahomes. Dude knows how to get balls deep in any end zone, the only problem is the Chiefs don’t have anybody who can catch outside of Kelce.
With a healthy Kelce, the Chiefs are obvious Super Bowl contenders. Expect that to be the case. Even if Kelce misses a few games, if there’s any QB who could take a bunch of ragtag receivers to the Super Bowl, it’s Mahomes.
They will eventually find their chemistry, but will they be able to hold onto the damn ball? Maybe it’s just not their year but they will reload in the offseason and be right back in the thick of the race next season.
Luckily, the Chiefs and the Chargers are the only two teams capable of winning the AFC West this year. It’s kind of obvious that Sean Payton is in over his head with the Denver Broncos, especially after throwing QB Russell Wilson under the bus publicly. Wilson hasn’t slept in a long time, and this certainly isn’t going to help his insomnia, he’s used to positivity from coach Pete Carroll.
That means, no matter what, the Chiefs will taste playoff football this season. Whether the Chiefs make it to the big dance as a divisional winner or as a wild card is entirely in the hands of Toney the Phony. Good luck with that.
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