Tua Tagovailoa Celebrates Birth of Son Named Bill Belichick
With a healthy Tua Tagovailoa, the Miami Dolphins should have no trouble getting balls deep in that end zone for the remainder of this season and beyond. The bigger challenge will be finding a way to keep Tua’s head in the game. That burden falls on the shoulders of the Dolphins’ offensive line.
So far, so good. Mike McDaniel’s scheme is righteous. His press conferences are must-see TV. Too bad Hard Knocks can’t get this guy on there, it might actually boost ratings. As for the Dolphins’ ability to slip it in there, it’s mating season in South Beach.
This offense is rolling. The Dolphins have jet-ski wideouts in Tyreek Hill and Jaylen Waddle. Tagovailoa has been lighting up the skies with his aerial attack. Even the ground attack is getting the job done when called upon.
After all, the Dolphins are 2-0 after taking down the New England Patriots in primetime on Sunday Night Football in Week 2 of the 2023 NFL season. Tagovailoa absolutely owns the Patriots in his career thus far, boasting a perfect 5-0 record against the once-mighty AFC East dynasty.
Ironically, Tagovailoa celebrated the birth of his second child on Sunday night. The newborn arrived minutes after emerging victorious over the Patriots for the fifth time in a row.
Obviously, Tagovailoa prefers to keep his private life out of the spotlight. However, a fly on the wall of the hospital can confirm the new Tagovailoa baby is a son, and they have decided to name it Bill Belichick. The family asks that you respect their privacy at this time.
Getting back to Dolphins football, it helps when your offense is firing on all cylinders. McDaniel loves to run the ball because a balanced attack opens up the passing game. It can make play action extremely effective, which can start keeping defenders on their heels instead of their toes.
McDaniel’s offensive line is mauling in the running game. Unfortunately, at times, the pass protection still looks like something Travis Henry would approve of. That’s not good for any quarterback. Perhaps getting Terron Armstead back soon can help patch things up but Kendall Lamm has impressed while filling in for the big fella’.
Yet, in spite of their inconsistent pass protection this season, Tagovailoa keeps turning water into wine. Could this be the year the Dolphins take the AFC East crown? Even better, could this be the first time since 1974 that the Dolphins are able to go balls deep in the playoffs and finally let ‘em hang again?
It’s early yet, but the Buffalo Bills stumbled out of the gate. Obviously, it’s clearly going to be a long climb up the AFC East mountain for the Patriots and Peashooter Jones. Especially since they can’t beat the Dolphins anymore.
Then there are the New York Jets, whose season completely collapsed only four offensive snaps into the 2023 NFL Season. Once Aaron Rodgers went down, it was game over. Everyone except Robert Saleh knew it. Saleh was in denial, trying to convince the public that Zach Wilson is their quarterback.
A week later, how’s that working out for Saleh and the Jets? Not too good. It looks like a clusterfuck. Meanwhile, Wilson is too busy starring in Milf Hunter to go balls deep for the Jets. Their season is imploding and so is Gang Green’s locker room. It’s like watching a slowly deflating balloon.
As for the Dolphins, their next opponent is the worst-coached team in football, the Denver Broncos. It should be an easy win for the Fins, as long as they don’t allow it to become a trap game.
If the Dolphins’ defense can hold up their end of the bargain, all Tagovailoa needs to do is keep getting balls deep to win. This man is on a mission to prove haters wrong and so far he is undefeated this season. If he is not undefeated after facing the Broncos, one can only imagine the defense or pass protection let SuperTua down.
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