If you tuned in to the first NFL preseason game for the Houston Texans, it’s probably pretty clear they will not be getting balls deep in that end zone anytime soon. Houston, we have a problem.
C.J. Stroud looks like a deer caught in headlights. He clearly doesn’t understand protection on an Antonio Cromartie level. On top of that, he can’t read a defense to save his life, but he is really good at throwing the football to the other team.
Life is a lot different for Stroud without Marvin Harrison Jr., Garrett Wilson, and Chris Olave. The Stroud of Texas is already on a slippery slope. Texans fans, you better pray the team doesn’t need to call on Stroud this season.
At least Davis Mills gives you a chance to land the first overall pick next year. Cheers to Lovie Smith for fucking that up last season. Way to go, you could have had Bryce Young. Too late to go back now. In fact, the Texans even fired Lovie for not tanking.
It’s a hard lesson to swallow for the fanbase after seeing Stroud play for the first time. The reality is the silver lining here. If the Houston Texans really want to get balls deep into that end zone and finally let ‘em hang, they need to start tanking for Arch Manning.
The writing is on the wall here, folks. Arch chose to play college ball at Texas. Keep him there by doing the right thing and tanking for a few years, Texans. Just don’t let those cokehead Dallas Cowboys get anywhere near Arch. Bad influences over there.
Imagine a Manning playing in the AFC South and terrorizing the Indianapolis Colts for about 18 years. Now, that’s something we all can root for. The NFL loves parody.
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