Houston Texans Funny Fantasy Football Names

Updated for 2024 Season

Are you ready to grow a parody’s nuts for the 2024 fantasy football season? It’s time to prove it. You better bring your A-game because when it comes to your fantasy football team name, the ultimate goal is actually to become the laughingstock of your league.

Use these Houston Texans funny fantasy football names to earn some brownie points in your league from day one:

• 1.21 JJ Watts
• Andre the Giant Johnson
• A Stroud In The Park
• A Stroud Of Evidence
• Big Diggs Energy
• Big Tytus Howard
• Can You Diggs It?
• Catalina Wine Mixon
• Danielle MILF Hunters
• Do You Think I’m Texy?
• Dude You’re Getting A Dell
• For Cryin’ Out Stroud
• Foster, AustrArian for Beer
• General Mills
• The GraveDiggser
• Hard Hittin’ Joe Mixon
• High Wattage
• Hou Stink
• Houston, We Have a Problem
• Houstoned
• Houston of a Bitch
• Houston of a Gun
• Houston Oilers
• Houtopia
• I’d Stick My Diggs In That
• I’m ______ and I’m Stroud
• Jack Easterby’s Big Mistake
• Jack Easterby Was An Accident
• JJ Walking 
• Laremy Tunsil’s Bong Mask
• Laremy Tunsil’s Gas Mask
• License to Mills
• Make Me Stroud
• Make Texas Stroud
• Mills Mafia
• The Mixologists
• The Mixon Administration
• Mixon Match
• Mix Tape
• Money Mills
• Naked Tytus Howard
• Nice Diggs
• Nice Tytus Howard
• No Small Diggs Allowed
• Pitre Dish
• Play It Stroud
• Schultz Have Known Better
• Schultz I Stay or Shultz I Go?
• Sir Mixon A Lot
• Slip In My DMs
• Speak Strouder, I Can’t Hear You
• Stiffon Diggs
• Stroud Boys
• Stroud Parents
• Stroudy With A Chance Of Deep Balls
• Suck My Diggs
• Texas Stroud Boys
• Tex Support
• The Stroud of Turin
• Turn Down For Watt
• Watter Under the Bridge
• Watts Happening?
• Watts New?
• Watts The Damage?
• Watts The Situation?
• Watts Up Doc?
• Watts Up With That?
• Watts Your Mom’s Number
• Watts Your Problem?

If none of the above grabbed you by the balls, try a funny fantasy football name from our complete list featuring all 32 NFL teams.

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