Dallas Cowboys Funny Fantasy Football Names
Updated for 2024 Season
Are you ready to grow a parody’s nuts for the 2024 fantasy football season? It’s time to prove it. You better bring your A-game because when it comes to your fantasy football team name, the ultimate goal is actually to become the laughingstock of your league.
Use these Dallas Cowboys funny fantasy football names to earn some brownie points in your league from day one:
- 50 Shades of Trey
- Ain’t No Such Thing as Halfway Cooks
- Baby Got Dak
- Back Dak Ass Up
- Back Dallass Up
- Big Diggs Energy
- Bob Lance, Lance Refrigeration
- Brandin Management
- Can You Diggs It?
- CeeDeez Nutz
- CeeDee Player
- Cookin’ with Gas
- Cooks, Line, and Sinker
- Cowboy Boots
- Cowboys Don’t Cry
- Cowboys in the Hood
- Cowboy Songs
- Dak Chronic
- Dak Dynasty
- Dak in a Box
- Dakin’ Off
- Dakording to Jim
- Dak Prescott Bush
- Dak Prescott’s Latest Mistake
- Dak Street Boys
- Dak to the Future
- Dak’s Amore
- Daxes Are Due
- Dax Man
- Dax Season
- Dax Time
- Dezceased
- Dezinterested
- Dezpicable Me
- Dezzed and Confused
- Deuce Vaughn’s Droppings
- Dropping A Small Deuce Vaughn
- Droppin’ Deuces
- Full Gallup
- Gallup To No Good
- Hit Me With Your Prescott
- I’d Stick My Diggs In That
- Jerry Had a Little Lamb
- Jerry Jones’ Gloryholes
- Kiss the Cook
- Lamb Chops
- Lambskin Prophylactics
- Lancestry.com
- Missing Parsons
- Nice Diggs
- No Small Diggs Allowed
- Parsons Me
- Parsons of Interest
- PolLard Asses
- Prescott Your Luck
- Romocop
- Romo Money, Romo Problems
- Romosapiens
- Romotion in the Ocean
- Room for Dezert
- Staubach in the Saddle
- Stephon Gilmore Girls
- Suck My Diggs
- Sunday Cooksout
- The Dezpensary
- The GraveDiggser
- The Micah Parsons Project
- The Parsonists
- The Romotion
- The Tonys
- The Walking Dez
- They Forgot About Trey
- Tony’s Frozen Pizzas
- Too Many Cooks
- Trevon Diggs’ Toast
- Wham, Bam, Thank You Lamb
- When In Romo
If none of the above grabbed you by the balls, try a funny fantasy football name from our complete list featuring all 32 NFL teams.
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