Philadelphia Eagles Funny Fantasy Football Names

Updated for 2024 Season

Are you ready to grow a parody’s nuts for the 2024 fantasy football season? It’s time to prove it. You better bring your A-game because when it comes to your fantasy football team name, the ultimate goal is actually to become the laughingstock of your league.

Use these Philadelphia Eagles funny fantasy football names to earn some brownie points in your league from day one:

65 Johnson Lane
A.J.’s Special Brownies
American Randalls
Baby Don’t Hurts Me
Barkley Up The Wrong Tree
Big Cox
Big Dick Nick Foles
Brown Baggin’ It
Brown Stain
Browntown
Cam Jurgens Enough
Can I Pickett? Yes You Can
Can You Pickett?
Cox Communications
Cox In Hand
Coxsuckers
Cunningham and Cheese
Cunningham and Eggs
Darius Slayin Them Bitches
Darius Slayin Them Hoes
DeVonta’s Inferno
DeVonted Dead Or Alive
DeVonted Poster
Doesn’t Hurts To Have
Don’t Sweat It
Do You Really Want To Hurts Me?
First Round Pickett
Fletch
Foles Me Once
Graham Crackers
Haason Reddickenballers
Honey Baked Graham
Hurts and Ernie
Hurts Bees Wax
Hurts Blyleven
Hurts So Good
I DeVont It That Way
I DeVont You To DeVont Me
I Live Donovan By The River
It’s Always Runny in Philadelphia
Jalen Hurts To Watch
Jaws of Life
Jurassic Barkley
Kelce Deeznutz
Kelce Grammer
Kelce What You Did There
Kelce You In The Super Bowl
Linc and the Legend of Zelda
McNabb Salad
Minshew Laces
Minshew Magic
Minshews Untied
No Phly Zone
No Sweat
Not Even Breaking a Sweat
Pay the Gardner
Phly Eagles Phly
Pickett Fences
Pickett Up
Rolling Brownout
Saved by the Kelce
Sweat’s Pants
Sweat’s Shirt
Sweat’s Socks
The Brown Sound
The ButtHurts
The Root of All Eagle
Wentz Upon A Time
What Can Brown Do For You?
When the Night Randalls
Wide Lane Johnson
You Can’t Hurts Me
You Really Know How To Pickett

If none of the above grabbed you by the balls, try a funny fantasy football name from our complete list featuring all 32 NFL teams.

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Philadelphia Eagles Funny Fantasy Football Names